Turn Every Front-Row Reaction Into an OPINIONATED Jumbotron Moment.
Powered by a dedicated Local Edge AI Appliance inside the showroom booth. Zero cloud lag. Instant Real-Time cartoon reaction physics, live StoryTime™ comic casting, BlurShield™ witness-protection toon masks, and 3-second FirstRow™ Apple & Google Wallet trading card souvenirs.
The Local AI Edge Box Spec ("The FunnyFace™ Node")
Zero cloud latency. Zero per-minute API bills. Rack-mountable in the Tacoma Showroom booth or portable in a Pelican 1650 tour case.
1. Compute & Real-Time Toon GPU
Runs TensorRT StreamDiffusion + Opinionated Cartoon LoRA, MediaPipe 478-point 3D face tracking, and Faster-Whisper stage-mic transcription simultaneously.
- GPU Engine RTX 4090 24GB / 5090 32GB
- CPU / Host AMD Ryzen 9 9950X (16-Core)
- System Memory 64GB DDR5-6000 ECC/Low-Lat
- Chassis 4U Short-Depth Shock Rack
- Caricature Latency < 240ms TensorRT
2. Broadcast Video & Stage Mic I/O
Ingests 3 showroom PTZ cameras via SDI/NDI plus an isolated split of Nate's stage microphone to auto-trigger comic lower-thirds and StoryTime™ scenes.
- SDI Capture Blackmagic DeckLink Duo 2
- Network Video NDI 6 over 10GbE LAN
- Audio Interface Dante / Scarlett 4i4 Split
- Output 1 (Venue) 16:9 Jumbotron LED Wall
- Output 2 (Social) 9:16 Auto-Cut Reels NVENC
3. ConsentPass™ & Wallet Loop
Links every showroom table to FirstRow™ Apple/Google Wallet passes so opt-in guests get instant viral souvenirs and opt-out guests get automatic Toon Witness Protection.
- Opt-In Check ConsentPass™ FaceID / Wallet
- Opt-Out Shield Real-Time BlurShield™ Toon Head
- Souvenir Format Trading Card PNG + 15s Reel
- Delivery Speed < 3.0s Lock-Screen Push
- Viral Attribution Embedded FirstRow™ Ticket QR